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William J. "Slick Willie" Clinton, shameless master poser and prevaricator of profound pea brained platitudes, has utilized his unmatched posing and prevaricating abilities to remain in office even in the face of impeachment and treasonous activities. "Slick" is even respected and admired in Hollywood soap opera circles for his unmatched camp and silly poses. |
| In yet another variation of the above "I'm SO serious that my lips have locked up" pose, Bill proves to his flock, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is the most serious and sincere man in the history of the western world. After striking this incredible pose for the 30th time in a network interview, Bill's public approval rating rose a dramatic 10 percentage points and White House switchboards were jammed with sobbing admirers. |  |
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In this now famous finger wagging pose and shameless lying episode, "Slick" mobilizes his mindless minions to support his superficial objectives with the battle cry of, "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewensky." Amazingly, over 60% of the public responded to this shameless lying episode by declaring that they didn't care whether the nation's leader was a crook as long as he could pose and prevaricate so well ... WOW !!! |
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"Slick" is always provided able assistance by his posing wife, Hillary and daughter, Chelsea. In this photo, taken during a posing demonstration in China, Hillary and Chelsea stand transfixed in wonder and contemplation as Bill explains that the sky is blue and the sun is yellow. Hillary, always the trooper, manages to strike a profound pose in spite of the fact that she is dressed for Arctic climates and was certainly sweltering in the summer heat. |
| Here, Bill demonstrates one of his numerous "waving poses". One of his most used superficial gestures, Bill has been known to utilize this pose over 1350 times in a single day. Shown here is one of the better known examples of this gesture as Bill, with profound sincerety, waves bye-bye to a gnat that is departing the White House grounds. Because of such concern for common insects, Bill received the endorsement of PETA and numerous animal rights activists. |  |
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Here Bill shows his deep and ongoing concern for members of the plant kingdom with a profoundly sincere and dramatic wave to a common indoor cactus plant at a recent White House dinner. Because of this touching gesture, members of the U.S. Senate decided to drop all impeachment charges against the beloved "Slick". |
| All across the nation, the cry of his soap opera minded
minions is raised. In the lifting of voices in adoration, the chorus
of millions of sheep exhorting their beloved idol with the battle cry of
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Pose, Bill, Pose !!! |
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By God, Slick, What a dramatic example of a pose that is sincere and serious while at the same time demonstrating an appreciation for humorous situations. Never before, in the history of superficial posing, has a face exhibited such a range of contrived emotions. It is no wonder that a man of such talents has been able to escape federal prosecution for such a wide range of serious offenses. |
| Bill is shown here, in his younger days, practicing his techniques of posing and prevaricating with his childhood friend, Wally Cleaver. Even at this tender age, Bill was already known as "Slick" because of his talent for shameless posing and lying. |  |
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Here Bill demonstrates with unmatched dramatic flair, just how serious he was when making the statement that his administration would be the most ethical in American history. Because of this incredible pose, Bill came as close as he ever has to receiving 50% of the vote in a presidential election with a 48% share in the 1996 presidential contest. |
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