Hillary vs Liddy in the Ultimate Female Pose-Off Battle of the Titans !

The Bi-Partisan Battle of the Posing Lady Titans - Female Political Hack Division

   Hillary opens the battle with a wicked pose !  Being the top rated poser in the history of the female political hack division, she demonstrates her confidence and ultimate facial muscle control and endurance.  Hillary's pose per minute rating is the highest ever recorded within the female political hack division.  Her average output rate of over 50 poses per minute even tops that of her shameless posing husband, William J. "Slick" Clinton, who has run away with the top all time ranking in the male political hack division.  It has been reported that Hillary even poses in her sleep !  Her rate of 50 poses per minute would cramp the facial muscles of even the most accomplished amateur division poser. 

 
   But Liddy Dole, one of the rising republican stars of the female political hack division is not intimidated and counters with a massive posing salvo ! Liddy is one of the top rated posers of the division.  Her facial pose output rate has led to rumors of facial steroid use by Clinton attack dog operatives, a rumor that Liddy vehemently denies.

 
   Hillary, an expert in the use of politically correct props, calls in an african-american child as a prop for added politically correct inspiration ... at a rate of over 50 poses per minute how can her face hold out without cramping during such exertion?! 

 
   But Liddy is a dedicated pro and not easily intimidated ! She moves out into the crowd and draws on the group adoration for added inspiration and impetus. At a rate of 50 poses per minute, the crowd roars its approval and many members of the audience begin to weep without shame.

 
   But, watch out Liddy, Hillary begins to pull out the heavy artillery and strikes a pose that even exposes her 12 year molars! What a pro !

 
   Liddy valiantly counters with her best shot but things are not looking up for this rising superstar.  She has to remember that she is in the ring with the highest rated female political hack poser in the history of the division.

 
Oh No!, Liddy, in a desperate maneuver, fires off a combination and gets in 2 striking poses before Hillary can respond.  How will Hillary handle this questionable tactic?  A lesser poser would be finished by such a strategy.

 
   But Hillary, ever the consumate posing genius and all time champ of the female political hack division, shows her extraordinary range and trumps the Dole combination with her grand slam, "I'm SO surprised" pose, a proprietary pose that has only been successfully and shamelessly executed 3 times in the history of the sport and every time by the master, Hillary.  The crowd roars its approval and Hillary's New York senatorial race poll rankings rise 5 points as a result of the dramatic gesture and demonstration of facial muscle control.  Where else but New York would such a grand gesture of superficiality be so greatly appreciated?

 
   Liddy, beaten but not bowed, fights on with a traditional tactical pose.  The proud Liddy will not go down, even in the face of Hillary's grand slam "I'm SO Surprised" pose.  What a worthy contender !  She may have come out second best in this titanic battle but she will go down in history as one of the few posers who had the ability to push Hillary to the full range of her posing genius.

 
 
   But Hillary counters with a massive combination and  ...  pulls out a victory in the clutch ... what facial muscles!   what endurance!    Ringside Pose Meters registered over 60 poses per minute for both contestants ... What a titanic battle !!!

 
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