All across this great country, one hears the cry of the untold mindless millions of soap opera fans.  The unfortunate huddled masses who, because of the prosperity of the post World War II economy and the misguided good intentions of their parents, received a convoluted education far beyond their meager intelligence, thus resulting in many diplomas and much confusion.  The sheepskin junkies of this golden economic age whose minds were abandoned to the myopic agendas of eggheaded academics and egotistical television network executives.  These poor unfortunate sheep who have subcontracted out all critical thought to the talking heads that instruct them from the almighty cathode ray boxes that are enshrined in the most prominent locations within their ticky-tacky matchbox dwellings. These Orwellian creatures who revel in the mindless posing and platitudes of the professional liars (aka lawyers) who are leading this great country down the road to the perverted nirvana of a soap opera existence for all.  Yes, it is to these unfortunate victims of the 1984 generation that this site is dedicated to.  May they continue find happiness within the walls of their thoughtless and mundane existence, ever secure in the knowledge that they will never have to suffer from the trials and travails of thinking for themselves.